December 2010
YAAAAY
Stranger: hi
You: THEY LUV ME ON TUMBLR
Stranger: asl
You: DO YOU HAVE TUMBLR
Stranger: no
You: FOLLLOW
You: FOLLLOW
Stranger: fuck that
You: FOLLLOW ME
Stranger: u like 4chan?
You: MAKE OONEEE AND FOLLLOWW MEE
Stranger: ok
You: M A K E A TU MB LR
Stranger: but answer me
You: YES
You: I WILL
You: ANSWER YOU
Stranger: ok
Stranger: fuck u
Stranger: ur gay
Stranger: fag
You: YES
Stranger: asshole
You: FAVS
Stranger: gay
Stranger: gay
Stranger: gay
Stranger: gay
Stranger: gay
Stranger: gay
You: YAY
Stranger: fag
You: YOU LOVE
You: LOVE ME
You: LOVEME
Stranger: ur sister
You: i JUST WENT TO IHOP WITH MY SISTER
You: the muscles of his soft chest< like that of a lean quarterhorse< felt so right< so strong and secure on hairy heart beatting chest
You: our lips press against eachothers with purpose
You: we"re questioning our purpose
Stranger: oh really
Stranger: great
Stranger: im happy for you
Stranger: how much money i need to give her
You: O U R HEARTS
Stranger: ?
You: HE IS A MAN, ERECT AND STRONG
Stranger: oh I see, like ur mother
You: PHALLIC POWER
You: MY M OTHER IS sad
Stranger: i know
You: SYNCHRONICITY?
Stranger: u like dick
Stranger: and ur dad
Stranger: and ur mom
You: I LIKE THOSE ALL IN DIFFERNT WAYS
You: DIFF'RENT STROKES
Stranger: u seem to suck ur dads dick every night
You: Hey you fuckhead< how fucking old are you ??
Stranger: 13
You: ******* LEARN TO TOLERATE PEOPLE AND TREAT THEM WITH RESPECT YOU LITTLE SHIT ********
In third person games the camera is like the working class: if you can’t...
– zeropunctuation
I am of the opinion that the word hipster means absolutely nothing anymore....
– thepunchlineismachismo.com
I would love to believe that when I die I will live again, that some thinking,...
– Carl Sagan, who passed away on this day in 1996.
(See also: #sagan forever.)
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair ?
youareonlyoungonce:
vodkamindframe:
virgin mobile.
I lol’d.
nicolecrooz asked: Are you going to Rocky Horror tonight??